date: Tuesday, December 14, 2004 @ 1:24 am
title: Day 23: Women Theory... One of God's Greatest Creation (or is it ?)
Eve... She was made out of Adam's rib. (Ouch!!)
So are Females the clones of Male?
Points to consider...
No. 1 : Man can't continue to exist, without Woman.
No. 2 : Man is the source, Women is the incubator.
Haxi.. There came a phone call from Joshua den some visitation to Can.com and Red Cross website... a call to Lynette for her professional view in First Aid Course and another call back to Joshua who, as well was busy. Den bombarded with many MSM msg chatbox, flood my desktop.
Now is 2300hrs Singapore time.. My parents are still awake, having a heat argument over monetary matters. Financial problems.. Not cashflow. But a huge sum of business savings lost in sight.
When mentioning this word, 'heat'... it reminds me of cats. When cat's on heat, you will see many horrible acts and seducing purring of the feline. Male cat will be slogging when the females purrs and the reproduction cycles begins.. Yucks!! (Na.. it's so cool.. haha.)
Today's Monday.. 4 more days is MY BRITHDAY!!! Kidding... na. Its the releasing of the results of my first 3 month incubator - JC. Frankly speaking.. I don't like the lifestyle of JC, but if God sends me to any, well i will obey without doubt eventually. So.. Friday. I will be hounding you.. Beware!!
Yes... back to the topic: Women.
I made a marvelous discovery - I can smell woman.
Every woman tend to overdo something when they prepare intensively before leaving her dear bedroom and stepping into the streets of Singapore.
Their perfume and the deodorant smell the same. Not CK den Hugo Boss or not some popular brand.
I studied my sister's bureau, sprayed some and memorized each flavour and scent.
One very curious thought, er.. almost every lady that dressed very flamboyantly, tend to want her armpit and neck to be whiter ? The deodorant - Nivea.
I'm reciting what is written there:
WHITENING
Mild Care
Reduces Skin Darkening (24hours)
Er... so what's it? the in-fashion to have whiter armpits? Come on lor.. I don't even have armpit hair even at the age far away from puberty, just a few strains of leg hairs on my pair of sexy legs. Hey... I didn't try bikini wax or brazilian wax.
If... I say 'If' i have lots of leg hairs like... whos hairy? Yeti?
Ok... If i'm as hairy as Yeti, i might consider to dye my hair. From top to bottom. (er.. pubic hair? hehe...)
Den another is the Body Shop products.. if u ever smell a frequent user of the product. He or she will smell exactly like the product.. Like butter, grapes, milo (coco) or even durain ( if there is such product... XO or D24 durain shampoo. haha..)
Den some... don't use any of the product. But they still give out a different scent - The PMS scent. I remember reading some article on body odor or BO, the source can't smell its own BO. Only those with different scent from the source den can smell. Something like that...
PMS scent is very sharp and distressing type. Its very potent during the high period... it gives a don't-you-messy-with-me-otherwise-you-will-be-seeing-stars signal.
You know.. this topic can't be discussed in church. Later, Pastor will say,
"ZHan, i can't believe you tell my parents about the nipple abrasion."
Den i will smirk and murmur...
"It runs in the blood."
One day, Pastor called me 'Teddy bear' cos of my big nose.
Another day, she called me 'Wally' or 'Wallies' ( did i get the spelling right ?)
Haha... i'm a SanPhleg and Phlegsan (40:40) ma, that's why.
Oh yar.. an event to celebrate for: I got my $20 budget Bookshelf after a long tormenting day with Sally.. going to some furniture store at Kallang, dropped by the Salavtion Army Thirty Warehouse, finally ended up at IKEA.
Bought the one, first spotted with Joshua, but bought with Sally. (Paiseh. hehe...)
Interesting journey on the way home.. I was studying Sally while she's taking a nap. Her facial expression and the expression of the communters.
She was sound asleep with a few erupt action like jerking her arms suddenly and murmuring. No dripping or leaning on my shoulder (oh.. how much i hope for.haha..)
On the other hand, a lady with a notebook, leaning against the window, facing me was secretly observing us. (hehe.. cheeky) NA.. she's actually taking notes of the news report on TV mobile about the China's Busting Diamond Industry. (Phew...)
Maybe she is a private investigator... - Mr. Bean's theme song -
My eyelids are just going against me. Heavier and heavier and heavier...
(Currently.. ZHan is sleeptyping and his sub-conscious is in charge now.)
